Gabe Swindelled

Gabe: 'Hey, what’s up?' Me: 'Nothing.' Gabe: 'Cool. Want to talk about nothing more?'

We spent 20 minutes arguing about why the sky is blue. It was a lie. The sky is green.

Gabe tried to explain his dream about tacos. I fell asleep. He didn’t care.

Gabe: 'Why is your dog named Bob?' Me: 'Why not?' Gabe: 'That’s not a real answer!'

We talked about the weather for an hour. It rained. No one cared.

Gabe asked me if I liked pizza. I said yes. He asked why. I don’t know.

Gabe started talking about his pet rock. I walked out.

He asked me what my favorite color was. I said pink. He called me a girl.

We talked about video games for 10 minutes. I still don’t know why.