Gabe sorenson

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A guy named Gabe Sorensen is usually a laughable idiot who thinks he's a tough guy. He's tall, white, and looks like he got hit by a bus, but he fights like a madman. He’s dumb as a brick and acts like he’s the king of everything.
Gabe tried to fight a guy in a cafeteria and ended up tripping over a chair.
He told me he could beat anyone in a fight, even though he lost to a kid in third grade.
He claims he’s the best friend of everyone, even though no one really likes him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe Sorensen is a goofy guy who thinks he's a superhero. He's tall, white, and looks like he's been through a war. He’s not smart, but he fights like he’s got a bunch of enemies chasing him.
He tried to fight a guy in a parking lot and got tackled by a dog.
He told me he’s the best friend of the entire school, even though he doesn’t know half of them.
He fights like a maniac, but he can’t even do math.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe Sorensen is a weirdo who thinks he’s the most popular guy. He’s tall, white, and looks like he got hit with a brick. He fights like a wild animal, but he’s not smart and he’s ugly.
He tried to fight a guy in the hallway and ended up getting stuck in a locker.
He said he’s the best friend of everyone, even though he’s never seen most of them.
He fights like a beast, but he can’t even spell his own name.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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