Gabe Sifentez

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A guy who’s so good at fixing things he’ll even let you touch his junk if you ask nicely and you better call him master or he’ll laugh in your face

You: 'Hey Gabe, can you fix my sink?' Gabe: 'Sure, but you gotta let me fix your life too.'

He fixed my roof and my relationship with my ex in the same day. I’m not even mad.

I asked him to fix my car. He fixed my car and my dignity. I’m still paying him.

A man who’ll do anything you say, even if it’s something stupid, and he’ll make you call him master or he’ll make you cry

I told him to paint my house. He painted my house and my emotions. I cried in the paint.

He fixed my computer and my social life. I didn’t even know I had a social life.

I asked him to move my couch. He moved my couch and my soul. I’m not sure which one is heavier.

A guy who’ll do whatever you say, even if it’s something crazy, and he’ll let you call him master if you promise to never stop calling him master

I told him to fix my toilet. He fixed my toilet and my brain. I’ve been thinking ever since.

He fixed my bike and my self-esteem. I now believe I can fix anything.

I asked him to fix my wall. He fixed my wall and my entire personality. I’m now a wall expert.