Gabe Romero

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Gabe is a kept boy. He plays games but he's the worst at Fortnite. He thinks he's king but he falls for guys named Juanito. He jerks off like a maniac, 30 times a day. Grab him before he runs.
Gabe: 'I’m the best at Fortnite.' Juanito: 'No, you’re not. You got knocked out by a kid in third grade.'
Gabe: 'I’m not gonna lose to anyone.' He got eliminated by a robot.
Gabe: 'I’m gonna keep jerking off 30 times a day.' He fell asleep mid-jerk.
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Gabe is a boy who gets money from someone. He plays games, but he’s trash at Fortnite. He thinks he’s the best and always falls for guys named Juanito. He jerks off so much he could lose a finger.
Gabe: 'I’m gonna beat everyone in Fortnite.' He got eliminated by a 10-year-old.
Gabe: 'Juanito is the best. I’m gonna marry him.' Juanito: 'You’re the worst.'
Gabe: 'I jerk off 30 times a day.' He passed out on the floor.
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Gabe is a boy who gets money. He plays games but can’t even beat a kid in Fortnite. He thinks he’s top dog, but he’s always in love with Juanito. He jerks off so much it’s a sport. His penis is smaller than a pencil.
Gabe: 'I’m the best in Fortnite.' He got eliminated by a dog.
Gabe: 'I love Juanito more than anything.' Juanito: 'You’re the worst.'
Gabe: 'I jerk off 30 times a day.' He broke his hand from all the jerking.
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