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When a tiny Asian guy in sweatpants and a shirt that says 'I survived a pub crawl' shows up in your dorm room after you say 'mustang,' 'transformers,' or 'Gabe' three times. He brings a huge Canadian beer like it’s a weapon.

'I said Gabe three times. He showed up with a beer and a death stare.'

'Mustang. Mustang. Mustang. Then Gabe came in with a beer and called me a failure.'

'I said transformers three times. Gabe showed up with a beer and asked if I was ready to die.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When Gabe, that skinny Asian guy in sweatpants, shows up in your room after you say 'Gabe' three times. He brings a Canadian beer and acts like he’s saving you from a fate worse than death.

'I said Gabe three times. He showed up with a beer and said I was doomed.'

'Transformers. Transformers. Transformers. Gabe came in with a beer and called me a disappointment.'

'Mustang. Mustang. Mustang. Gabe appeared with a beer and a smile that said 'you're dead.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gabe appears in your room after you say his name three times. He’s got a Canadian beer and thinks he’s the hero who’s gonna save you from your dumb life.

'I said Gabe three times. He showed up with a beer and called me a nobody.'

'Transformers. Transformers. Transformers. Gabe showed up with a beer and called me weak.'

'Mustang. Mustang. Mustang. Gabe came in with a beer and said I was a failure.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago