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Gabe Saporta from Cobrastarship. He chases hot young girls like they're going out of style, and they all love him because he's the sexiest son of a b*tch this side of the moon.

I saw Gabe at the mall and my heart stopped. My brain said 'run' but my body said 'swoon'.

He walks into a room and the whole place turns into a love letter. Literally.

I tried to text him and my hands shook. My message was 'hi' but my heart said 'I'm yours'.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe Saporta, the guy who makes girls go weak in the knees. He’s got that charm, that swagger, and that face that looks like it was made in heaven.

I saw Gabe in a picture and I felt like I was at the bottom of a pit. He was at the top, shining like a star.

He smiled at me and my brain short-circuited. I texted him and got a reply in 2 seconds. I died.

I told my friend I had a crush on Gabe and she said, 'You’re not even half as cool as him.' I’m still trying to prove her wrong.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe Saporta, the guy who turns girls into puddles. He’s got that cool vibe, that good looks, and that attitude that makes him the best kind of trouble.

I saw Gabe in a video and my heart did a backflip. I texted him and he replied like he was bored. I died a little inside.

He walked by me and I forgot how to breathe. My friend said I looked like a lovesick puppy. I agreed.

He winked at me and my brain said, 'This is it. This is the moment.' I texted him and got a 'hey' back. I still didn’t care.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe Saporta, the guy who makes girls forget their names. He’s got that charm, that face, and that attitude that makes him the most annoyingly attractive person in the room.

I saw Gabe and my brain shut off. I texted him and he replied with a 'what's up' like he was doing me a favor.

He smiled and I forgot how to speak. I sent a message and got a reply so fast it felt like he was inside my phone.

He walked into the room and I felt like I was in a movie. My friend said I was acting like a lovesick idiot. I didn’t care.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe Saporta, the guy who turns girls into his personal fan club. He’s got that good looks, that confidence, and that vibe that makes him impossible to ignore.

I saw Gabe and my heart skipped a beat. I texted him and he replied with a 'hey' like I was the most important person in the world.

He walked by me and I forgot how to think. I sent him a message and he replied in 10 seconds. I died.

He looked at me and my brain said, 'This is it. This is love.' I texted him and he said 'what's up.' I still said 'I love you.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago