Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A god who walks among us, but also eats too much and talks too little.

Gabe Newell is the only god who would delay a game for 10 years just to make it better... and also to eat a whole pizza.

If god had a twin, it would be Gabe Newell.

Gabe Newell is the reason we all pray for a game to be finished.

2

A man who runs a video game company and somehow manages to make everyone wait for 10 years just for a new game.

Gabe Newell is the reason we all have anxiety every time a new game is announced.

Gabe Newell is the only man who could make a game delay into a religion.

Gabe Newell is the god of delays, and we are all his disciples.

3

A giant hairy monster that lives in America and loves to eat pizza and wait for games.

Gabe Newell is the monster that eats pizza and makes us wait for Half-Life 3.

Gabe Newell is the hairy monster that runs Valve and hates the idea of finishing a game.

If you ever see a hairy monster in America, it's probably Gabe Newell.

4

When you look at someone and think, ‘Wow, that person is hot.’

Gabe Newell is not hot, but if he was, that would be the definition of ‘Gabe Newell’.

If Gabe Newell was hot, we would all be in love with him.

Gabe Newell is not hot, but if he was, that would be the definition of being hot.

5

The only true god who exists, and everyone else is just a fake.

Gabe Newell is the only true god, and all other gods are just fake.

Gabe Newell is the real god, and everyone else is just a fan.

Gabe Newell is the true god, and all other games are just his followers.

6

A man who makes amazing games, but also keeps Half-Life 3 to himself for no good reason.

Gabe Newell is the man who makes great games but also keeps Half-Life 3 to himself just to be lazy.

Gabe Newell is the only man who could make a game delay into a religion.

Gabe Newell is the man who creates amazing games but also delays them for no good reason.

7

A fat lazy fuck who delays games just to be lazy and eat pizza.

Gabe Newell is the fat lazy fuck who delays games just for fun.

Gabe Newell is the only man who can be called a ‘fat lazy fuck’ and still be respected.

Gabe Newell is a fat lazy fuck who would delay a game just to eat a pizza.