Gabe Mutha Fuckin Gomes

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A self-absorbed waste of space who talks about himself like he's the main character of a movie.
Gabe just texted me: 'I’m the only one who could save this team.'
He told me he’s the reason the team won, even though he missed the whole game.
He sent a group message saying, 'If I wasn’t here, we’d all be dead.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not.
He posted a tweet: 'I’m the GOAT. Everyone else is just a copycat.'
He DM’d me: 'I could’ve beaten that guy in a fight, but I let him win.'
He said he’s the reason the team lost, even though he fell asleep during the game.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man who believes his own lies and thinks everyone else is stupid.
He told me he’s the reason the team won, even though he didn’t play.
He sent a text saying, 'I’m the best, and everyone else is just a waste of oxygen.'
He posted a story: 'No one understands my greatness.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who talks about himself like he’s the main event, even when he’s not.
He texted me: 'I’m the reason this team is good.'
He said he’d beat anyone in a fight, even though he’s the weakest link.
He posted: 'I’m the only one who matters.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the greatest, but everyone else knows he’s full of crap.
He told me he’s the GOAT and everyone else is just a copycat.
He said he’s the reason the team won, even though he got benched.
He DM’d me: 'I’m the only one who could’ve saved this game.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who talks about himself like he’s the only one who matters, even when he’s not.
He posted a tweet: 'I’m the best, and everyone else is just a waste of time.'
He said he’s the reason the team won, even though he was out sick.
He texted me: 'If I wasn’t here, we’d all be losers.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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