Gabe Morales

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A person who stares at the ceiling like it’s got secrets and still can’t see what’s right in front of them.
Gabe looked at the math problem for 10 minutes and still didn’t know what it was asking.
He missed the obvious punchline and laughed at the wrong part of the joke.
He stood in the middle of the room and didn’t realize the door was open.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human who can’t tell when someone is being sarcastic and thinks they’re the smartest person in the room.
He said ‘that’s the dumbest idea ever’ when I was just being sarcastic.
He took my joke as a compliment and started bragging about it.
He thought I was mad at him when I was just laughing at his face.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who sees the whole world but can’t see what’s right in front of them.
He saw the movie twice and still didn’t get the ending.
He missed the obvious answer and tried to explain it like it was a mystery.
He stood there and didn’t notice the giant sign that said ‘Exit’.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human who thinks they’re the only one who can be right and still can’t see the simplest things.
He argued with the teacher for 10 minutes about a question he didn’t even read.
He said the sky was green because he didn’t look up.
He thought the clock was broken because he didn’t check the time.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who sees everything but can’t see the most basic stuff.
He passed the test but didn’t know what it was about.
He stood in front of the mirror and didn’t realize he was wearing pants inside out.
He saw the whole show but didn’t get the main point.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human who thinks they’re the smartest and still can’t see the simplest things.
He took the hint three times and still didn’t get it.
He argued with the bus driver about the color of the sky.
He said the answer was wrong when it was the one he gave first.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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