Gabe Kalama

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The king of the bowling alley. He might cheat with bumpers, but even the pros need a little help now and then.

Gabe Kalama is the only person who can make a gutter ball look fancy.

He uses bumpers like a fat kid uses candy.

Even the bumpers are tired of his laziness.

A bowling god who sometimes needs bumpers to save his dignity from the rest of us mortals.

He’s like a superhero with a bad day.

Gabe doesn’t bowl, he teleports the ball to the pin.

Bumpers are just his sidekick.

The best bowler in the world, but even he needs bumpers to keep from getting embarrassed by a kid.

Gabe’s so good, the pins apologize to him.

He bowls like he’s been doing it for 30 years, but he’s just 12.

Bumpers are the only thing keeping him from crying.