gabe is harry potter

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Gabriel Van Mallett is Harry Potter, and everyone else is just a bunch of losers who got stuck in the wrong book.

Gabe is the chosen one. The rest of us are just background characters.

He's the main character. We're the ones who get the bad lines.

Gabe is Harry. We're the ones who got sorted into the trash bin.

Gabriel Van Mallett is Harry Potter, and if you disagree, you're a weak, spineless, magical disaster.

Gabe is the hero. You're the one who got cursed by the villain.

He's the main guy. You're the one who got stuck with the homework.

Gabe is the cool kid. You're the one who got sent to the dungeons.

Gabriel Van Mallett is Harry Potter, and you’re just a side character who forgot their lines.

Gabe is the star. You're the one who got stuck with the extra chores.

He’s the main man. You’re the one who got stuck with the extra homework.

Gabe is the chosen one. You’re the one who got stuck in the background.