gabe hummon

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A human who talks too much and acts like he's the best at everything even when he's clearly not.

Gabe told me he could beat me in a race and then tripped over a tree root.

He said he knew all the secrets of the universe and then forgot his lunch.

He bragged about being the best at math and then failed the test.

A guy who thinks he’s cool but actually just has bad hair and worse luck.

Gabe tried to start a trend with his hair and now everyone laughs at him.

He tried to be a hero and got stuck in a tree.

He said he’d win the game and then lost to a kid who had a cold.

A person who talks nonstop and no one listens because they all know he's full of hot air.

Gabe kept talking for ten minutes and no one cared.

He started a conversation and then forgot what he was talking about.

He talked so much that the teacher gave him a time-out.

A guy who thinks he’s the king of everything but can’t even tie his shoes properly.

Gabe said he could rule the world and then spilled his juice all over his shirt.

He tried to be a leader and ended up getting lost.

He bragged about being a genius and then forgot his homework.

A human who never shuts up and acts like he’s the most important person in the universe.

Gabe talked the whole time and no one could get a word in.

He said he was the best at everything and then cried when he failed.

He kept talking even when the teacher told him to be quiet.