Gabe Haynes

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Gabe Haynes is the hottest guy in school and he’s totally Makenzie Anaya’s man! If you mess with him, Kenzie will curse your soul and you’ll end up in a fiery pit of embarrassment.

You try to flirt with Gabe? Kenzie will throw you out of the cafeteria like a bad pizza.

Gabe is Kenzie’s main dish, and you’re just a side salad. Not even the good kind.

You stole Gabe’s snack? Kenzie will haunt your dreams with the ghost of expired nachos.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe Haynes is Kenzie’s golden boy, and if you try to steal him, you’ll get cursed by the most annoying girl in the world.

You said Gabe was cute? Kenzie sent you a text that said: 'You’re dead.'

You took Gabe’s pencil? Kenzie will make you sit in the principal’s office for lunch.

You called Gabe ‘hot’? Kenzie told the whole class you’re a ‘disgrace to the human race.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe Haynes is Kenzie’s main man, and if you touch him, you’ll regret it. Like, really regret it.

You asked Gabe out? Kenzie told you to ‘go cry in the hallway.’

You tried to sit with Gabe at lunch? Kenzie gave you the silent treatment for a week.

You said Gabe was ‘fine’? Kenzie texted you a photo of a dead fish.

by Slangipedia 13d ago