Gabe Fu

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a total asskicking ninja who also knows karate and throws random whoop ass like it's his job. mostly happens in a pool.
Gabe Fu just flipped a kid in the pool like he was a breakfast cereal commercial.
He karate chopped a guy’s phone out of his hand and threw it in the deep end.
He did a split in the middle of a pool fight and called it a 'hydration break.'
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a ninja who fights like a karate master but also has a free style whoop ass habit. usually happens in a pool.
Gabe Fu came out of the water like a ninja and headbutted a guy into the deep end.
He did a karate kick to a guy’s face and then started freestyle rapping about it.
He flipped a guy in the pool and said, 'That’s how you do it, buddy.'
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a karate ninja who also kicks ass randomly and likes to do it in the pool like it's a party.
Gabe Fu karate chopped a guy's sunglasses and then did a backflip into the pool.
He flipped two guys at once and called it a 'hydration test.'
He came out of the water and said, 'You didn't even bring a towel. You're already dead.'
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a ninja who fights like he's in a karate movie and also randomly kicks ass. mostly happens in a pool.
Gabe Fu karate chopped a guy’s phone and then flipped him into the deep end.
He came out of the water like a ninja and said, 'You're not ready for this.'
He flipped a guy and then did a split in the middle of the pool.
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a karate master who also has a free style whoop ass habit. usually happens in the pool like it's a competition.
Gabe Fu karate chopped a guy’s phone and flipped him into the deep end like it was a final round.
He did a split in the middle of the pool and said, 'That's how you win.'
He flipped two guys at once and called it a 'hydration challenge.'
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a total ninja who fights like a karate pro but also randomly kicks ass. mostly happens in a pool.
Gabe Fu karate chopped a guy’s phone and flipped him into the deep end.
He came out of the water like a ninja and said, 'You're not even trying.'
He flipped a guy and then did a backflip into the pool like it was a party.
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