Gabe fell..

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Gabe took a dive so hard it made the floor jealous.
Gabe fell like a sack of bricks hit the ground.
He went down like a pancake on a hot griddle.
The floor was lucky he didn’t bring the ceiling with him.
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Gabe hit the ground so fast it gave him a headache and a bruise for breakfast.
He fell like a brick dropped from the sky.
He went down like a drunk man in a pizza box.
He crashed like a bag of rocks in a blender.
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Gabe fell so hard it could’ve knocked a tooth out of a grown man.
He dropped like a sack of potatoes in a storm.
He hit the ground like a pancake in a blender.
He fell so fast it made the ground wobble.
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