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A total legend who’s gonna rip your heart out and take your girl. He’s got brains, he’s got biceps, and he’s got a pecker so big it could make a bull cry.

He just walked in and my girl’s already eyeing him like he’s a free taco.

He solved a math problem faster than I could finish my burger.

He flexed so hard my neighbor’s dog got a boner.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

This dude is a beast. He’s smart, he’s loyal, and he’s got a dong so big it could punch out the moon.

He just told my girl he’d take her to the movies and she’s already planning their future.

He beat my math teacher in a math test and then challenged him to arm wrestling.

He flexed so much my dog got a second opinion.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A total king. He’s got the brains of a professor, the biceps of a wrestler, and the pecker of a dragon.

He walked in and my girl’s already texting him like he’s her new best friend.

He finished my homework and then asked me for a raise.

He flexed so hard my sister’s cat got a new nickname.

by Slangipedia 3d ago