Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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July 18th is Gabe Day, a holy excuse to chug beer like it’s your last day on Earth and you’re gonna die drunk.

I’m gonna drink until I’m dead on Gabe Day

Beer is life, Gabe Day is the reason I live

No beer, no Gabe Day, no point in existing

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Every month on the 11th is Gabe Day, because Gabe Saporta was born on October 11th and he’s the reason the world is cursed.

October 11th was Gabe Day, I cried like a baby

Every 11th is Gabe Day, it’s like a monthly curse

Gabe Saporta is the devil, and October 11th is his birthday

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November 17th is Gabe Day, and it’s the best day of the year unless you’re a sad person who doesn’t like beer or Gabe Saporta.

November 17th, Gabe Day, I’m gonna eat pizza and drink beer

Gabe Day is the best day of the year, I swear

Sad people hate Gabe Day, I’m not sad so I love it

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Gabe Day happens every year on November 17th, it’s the only day I get to forget my problems and just drink beer and yell at the sky.

Gabe Day is on November 17th, I’m ready to yell at the sky

Every year on November 17th, Gabe Day kicks in

I forget my problems on Gabe Day, thank you very much

5

Gabe Day is a party right before a friend’s birthday, and it’s the only time I get to be cool and drink beer.

Gabe Day is right before my friend’s birthday, I’m gonna be cool

Before my friend’s birthday, Gabe Day hits like a freight train

Gabe Day is the best pre-birthday party ever

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Gabe Day is a holiday on November 14th, and I don’t care what anyone says, it’s the best holiday ever.

November 14th is Gabe Day, and I’m gonna drink beer all day

Gabe Day is the best holiday, it’s like Christmas but with more beer

I don’t care if it’s not November 14th, I still celebrate Gabe Day