gabe church

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The most basic guy in school who thinks he's a king. He can't stop chasing girls for one night of stupid fun.

He messaged 7 girls in one day just to get laid.

He asked a teacher if she wanted to 'hang out' after class.

He tried to flirt with the principal's dog.

A guy who acts like he's the top dog, but all he wants is a quickie with any girl who will take him.

He sent a girl a picture of his junk in the middle of math class.

He tried to sneak out of school just to go to the mall and flirt with a cashier.

He asked a girl to be his 'girlfriend' for 10 minutes and then left.

The guy who talks about nothing but sex and thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.

He told the entire lunch table about his 'big night' with 3 girls.

He walked into the gym wearing only socks and a shirt.

He tried to impress his friends by telling them he had a 'hot date' with a teacher.