Gabe Bracka

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has a soft spot for dudes and will flirt with them like they’re the last donut in the box
Gabe messaged him: 'Hey bro, you look like a guy who knows what’s up.'
He asked the barista if he was single and then stared at him like he was a snack.
At the gym, he hit on the guy next to him and said, 'You look like my kind of meat.'
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can’t stand women but will kiss a guy like he’s the last piece of pizza
He told his friend, 'Women are like expired chips. Men are like fresh fries.'
He kissed a guy at the coffee shop and said, 'You’re my new favorite snack.'
He told a girl, 'You’re okay, but I’d rather be with a guy who doesn’t cry at rom-coms.'
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will do anything for a guy, even if it means being the butt of every joke
He told a joke about his ex and then said, 'But I’d take a guy who laughs at my jokes any day.'
He wore a shirt that said 'I love men' and got teased by his friends all day.
He joined a guy’s Discord server just to chat and got called a 'cringe af' by everyone.
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