Gabe Ante

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The most annoying boy on Earth. He’s the kind of guy who makes you want to punch him in the face and then take him home to meet your parents. He’s a smooth talker and looks like a hot mess.
I dated Gabe Ante once. I regret it every day. He’s like a bad cup of coffee, bitter and too sweet.
My friend’s parents loved Gabe Ante. They didn’t realize he was a walking disaster.
Gabe Ante asked me out. I said yes. Then I cried. Then I said no.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got a smile that could win a beauty pageant and a personality that could drive you insane.
Gabe Ante walked into the room. The lights dimmed. Then I fell asleep.
He asked me to prom. I said yes. Then he asked me to his house. I said no.
Gabe Ante’s charm is so strong, it could make a brick wall blush.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who’s got more confidence than a toddler with a lollipop. He’s got the looks, the smile, and the attitude to match. But don’t let him fool you, he’s got a hidden agenda.
Gabe Ante asked me out. I said no. Then he asked me out again. Then I cried again.
He’s got a face that could make a saint sin. And he knows it.
Gabe Ante walked into my life like a hurricane. I haven’t recovered yet.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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