Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only people who make your heart explode and your brain shut off.

Gabe and Tori are the only people who make me want to die from happiness.

I saw them holding hands and I literally screamed into my pillow.

They’re so cute I want to eat them for breakfast.

2

Two people who look like they were made by God to annoy everyone else.

They’re so cute it’s annoying. Like a puppy that won’t stop barking.

I saw them kiss and I had to leave the room because it was too much.

They’re the reason I failed my math test.

3

The only people who can make your day go from bad to perfect in one second.

They walked in and suddenly my day was good again.

I saw them laugh and I couldn’t help but smile.

They made my Monday feel like a Friday.

4

Two people who are so hot they should be on fire and selling tickets.

They’re so hot I want to marry them both.

They looked at each other and I nearly died from jealousy.

They’re hotter than my mom’s cooking.

5

The only people who can make your brain stop working and your heart start dancing.

They’re so cute my brain quit on me.

I saw them together and I forgot how to breathe.

They’re the reason I failed my science test.

6

Two people who are so perfect they should be in a commercial and also married.

They’re perfect. Like a commercial and a wedding combined.

They looked at each other and I wanted to cry from happiness.

They’re the reason I skipped school.