gabe and jennie

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the only two people who can make sense of each other’s nonsense.

Gabe: I’m gonna be rich. Jennie: You’re gonna be broke. Gabe: Exactly.

Jennie texts: I’m gonna die. Gabe replies: I’m gonna be there. Jennie: That’s not helpful.

They’re the only ones who can finish each other’s sentences. And they’re still wrong.

a couple who argue like enemies but still end up together.

Gabe: You’re the worst. Jennie: You’re the worst. Gabe: We’re both the worst. Jennie: That’s the best part.

Jennie: I’m leaving. Gabe: You’re not. Jennie: I am. Gabe: I’ll follow you.

They fight like cats. They love like dogs. And they’re both messy.

two people who are completely different but somehow work.

Gabe: I’m gonna be a rockstar. Jennie: I’m gonna be a billionaire. Gabe: You’re gonna be broke. Jennie: You’re gonna be dead.

Jennie: I like coffee. Gabe: I like being alive. Jennie: I like both.

They’re like oil and water. But they still mix. And it’s gross.

the only people who can make each other’s life a living hell and still be happy.

Gabe: You’re the worst. Jennie: You’re the worst. Gabe: We’re both the worst. Jennie: That’s the best part.

Jennie: I hate you. Gabe: I hate you too. Jennie: That’s the best part.

They’re like a toxic relationship. And they’re both toxic.

the only people who can make a normal day feel like a disaster.

Gabe: I’m gonna be rich. Jennie: You’re gonna be broke. Gabe: Exactly. Jennie: That’s the worst part.

Jennie: I’m gonna die. Gabe: I’m gonna be there. Jennie: That’s not helpful. Gabe: That’s the best part.

They turn normal days into chaos. And they’re proud of it.