Gabe Alvarez

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Grabbing a girl's butt or arm without asking and acting like he’s the king of the hill
He grabbed her arm at the bus stop and yelled, 'You’re mine now!'
He reached under her shirt during lunch and said, 'You’re lucky I’m nice.'
He stood in her face at the mall and said, 'You’re gonna be my girl or I’ll cry.'
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Putting his hands on a girl like she’s a snack he’s about to eat
He touched her thigh during gym class and said, 'You’re my snack today.'
He squeezed her shoulder at the grocery store and said, 'You’re my favorite.'
He put his hand on her back during a test and whispered, 'You’re gonna fail if you don’t like me.'
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Getting in people’s faces and touching them like they’re his personal massage table
He stood in her face during homeroom and said, 'You’re gonna be my girl or I’ll beat you up.'
He touched her cheek during recess and said, 'You’re my favorite.'
He grabbed her shoulder during math and said, 'You’re gonna listen to me or I’ll throw you out the window.'
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Touching girls without asking and acting like he’s some kind of superhero
He touched her arm during lunch and said, 'I’m saving you from the evil math teacher.'
He grabbed her hand during science and said, 'You’re my sidekick.'
He put his hand on her back during a test and said, 'I’m here to rescue you.'
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Putting his hands on girls like they’re his personal snack machine
He touched her arm during gym and said, 'You’re my snack today.'
He squeezed her shoulder at lunch and said, 'You’re my favorite.'
He grabbed her hand during recess and said, 'You’re gonna be my girl or I’ll cry.'
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