gabdho dhulbahante

My cousin is a gabdho dhulbahante and she turned my life into a horror movie.

I asked her for help and she gave me a math test and a curse.

She laughs at my failures like they're her daily breakfast.

She said she loved me but then she gave me a headache and a math problem.

I asked her to be my girlfriend and she made me solve a quadratic equation.

She said I was her favorite but only because I was the worst at math.

I paid her five bucks and she took my brain and my lunch money.

She gave me a test and took my money like it was nothing.

I gave her my last dollar and she gave me a math quiz and a death threat.

I cried because she made me solve a problem with fractions and my brain exploded.

She said I was weak because I couldn’t do long division.

I tried to run away but she chased me with a calculator.

She gave me homework that took me three hours and I still failed.

I asked her for help and she gave me a test and a death threat.

Her homework made me want to burn my brain.

I failed my math test and she laughed like it was the best joke ever.

She saw me crying and she took a picture and posted it online.

I asked her for help and she laughed and said I was too weak.