GABBYTRON

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The person who talks so much they might as well be a broken telephone with a mouth.
Gabbytron: I woke up at 3 AM because my brain wouldn't stop talking to me.
Gabbytron: My mom says I talk more than the internet.
Gabbytron: I tried to be quiet, but my words just escaped like a prisoner.
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A human who doesn't know when to shut up and probably never will.
Gabbytron: I told my dog a story and he fell asleep in the middle of it.
Gabbytron: I talked so much at dinner that my family forgot how to eat.
Gabbytron: My teacher said I'm like a radio that never turns off.
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The kind of person who would talk to a plant if it gave them a response.
Gabbytron: I had a conversation with my pencil and it didn't say anything back.
Gabbytron: I asked my toaster if it wanted toast, and it didn't answer.
Gabbytron: I told my shower that it was a bad shower and it didn't care.
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A human who talks so much that their voice might break the sound barrier.
Gabbytron: I talked so much in class that the teacher gave me a time-out.
Gabbytron: I told my friend 100 stories before lunch.
Gabbytron: I talked so much that my phone started recording me.
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The kind of person who could talk to a wall and make it blush.
Gabbytron: I talked to my wall until it started sweating.
Gabbytron: I told my ceiling that it was a bad ceiling.
Gabbytron: I talked so much that my dog gave me a look like I was crazy.
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The human version of a phone that never stops ringing.
Gabbytron: I talked so much that my mom said I was louder than a fire alarm.
Gabbytron: I told my friend so many jokes that they laughed themselves to sleep.
Gabbytron: I talked so much that my voice started echoing in my head.
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