gabbysexual

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when you get a hard-on just from seeing a girl named Gabby anywhere near you

I saw Gabby at the grocery store and I had to pretend I was looking for cereal.

My boss is named Gabby and I can't focus at work anymore.

I walked past a billboard with Gabby on it and I had to leave the room.

being so turned on by the name Gabby that you start sweating and whispering it to yourself

I was in the bathroom and I whispered 'Gabby' so loud the toilet flushed.

I was eating a sandwich and said 'Gabby' out loud and dropped my sandwich.

I was trying to sleep and kept saying 'Gabby' until I fell asleep.

when the name Gabby is so hot it makes you want to punch someone

I got so mad at my friend because he said 'Gabby' and I punched a wall.

I was on the bus and someone said 'Gabby' and I kicked the seat in front of me.

My dog started barking at me because I said 'Gabby' and I yelled at him.

when you see a girl named Gabby and you instantly lose your mind

I saw Gabby at the park and I ran after her like a lunatic.

My teacher is named Gabby and I started drawing her in class.

I was eating pizza and saw Gabby and I dropped my whole slice.

when the name Gabby is so attractive it feels like you're getting a free blowjob

I heard someone say 'Gabby' and I started drooling like a dog.

I was at the movies and the name Gabby came up in the credits and I got a boner.

I was in math class and the teacher said 'Gabby' and I zoned out completely.

when Gabby's name is so good it makes you want to quit your job and follow her everywhere

I saw Gabby walking to work and I said to my boss, 'I quit.'

I got a new job and my boss is named Gabby, so I'm already thinking about quitting.

I was at a coffee shop and Gabby walked in, and I left my coffee and ran after her.