Gabbyism

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A cult where people refuse to eat lamb and duck because they think the animals are too damn pitiful. Lobsters sometimes get in on it too, probably because they’re tired of being boiled.

I’d rather starve than eat a duck. They look like they’re about to cry.

Gabbyism is the only religion that makes sense. Ducks don’t deserve to be food.

I’m a duck now. I’m not eating any more lamb.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A weird belief that eating lamb and duck is the worst thing you can do. Lobsters might be the only ones who think it’s okay, but they’re probably just being polite.

I’m not eating lamb. It’s like watching a kid get bullied.

Ducks are cute. Lamb is just sad. I’m not eating either.

Lobsters get a pass. They’re too busy being fancy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A religion where people think eating lamb and duck is a sin. Lobsters sometimes join in, probably because they’re tired of being cooked.

Gabbyism is the only religion that makes me feel guilty for eating meat.

I’d rather die than eat a lamb. They look like they’ve been through hell.

Lobsters are like the cool kids of the animal world. They don’t care about this nonsense.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A messed-up way of life where people won’t touch lamb or duck because they’re too soft. Lobsters might be the only ones who don’t mind getting boiled.

Gabbyism is the reason I won’t eat duck. They look like they’re about to break down.

I’m not eating lamb because it’s like eating a sad kid.

Lobsters are the only ones who don’t care. They’re too busy being fancy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A stupid belief that eating lamb and duck is a crime. Lobsters sometimes get caught up in it too, probably because they’re too tired to argue.

Gabbyism is the stupidest religion ever. Ducks don’t deserve to be eaten.

I’m not eating lamb. It’s like eating a kid who just got grounded.

Lobsters are the only ones who don’t care. They’re too tired to complain.

by Slangipedia 13d ago