gabby nelson

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Gabby Nelson is a girl who never stops talking and never stops looking good. She claims to write movies but mostly just stares at cartoons and avoids doing work. If she was an animal, she'd be a fish that never shut up.
Gabby: 'I'm writing a screenplay, I swear.' (She's on the third episode of SpongeBob.)
Gabby DMs: 'I'm a vegetarian, I'm not gonna explain I eat fish.'
Gabby faints during a Zoom call. No one knows why.
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Gabby Nelson is like a never-ending conversation. She used to be athletic, but now she's more like a couch and a snack. She says she's a vegetarian, but she's really just lazy and eats fish.
Gabby: 'I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a break from my masterpiece.'
Gabby texts: 'I'm Jewish but I don't believe in God. I just faint sometimes.'
Gabby tries to do a plank. It looks like a failed attempt at a cartoon.
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Gabby Nelson is the type of girl who thinks she's a screenwriter but just watches cartoons all day. She won't tell you she eats fish, she'll just say she's a vegetarian because it's easier. She farts a lot and faints sometimes.
Gabby: 'I'm writing a screenplay. I'm almost done.' (She's on episode 10 of The Office.)
Gabby: 'I'm Jewish but I don't believe in God. I also faint sometimes.'
Gabby tries to do yoga. It looks like a cartoon.
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