gabby ferrara

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Tall as a giraffe and blond like a stupid sunset. She probably drives a white Nissan Altima and looks at you like you just stepped on her foot.

Gabby is like a walking ad for Altima commercials. I don’t trust her.

She walks in and everyone’s like, 'Oh no, here we go again.'

Gabby’s got a face that could make a saint swear.

Gabby’s so tall you think she’s gonna knock the ceiling down. She’s got that golden hair and green eyes that make you want to punch her.

Gabby walks in and the room goes quiet. It’s like she’s about to start a war.

That hair of hers is so bright it hurts my eyes. And her eyes? They’re like green lasers.

She looks at me like I owe her money.

She’s the kind of person who makes you question your life choices. Long, blonde, and probably driving a white Altima like it’s a holy relic.

Gabby’s got that Altima like it’s her second soul. I don’t know how she lives without it.

She’s so tall I think she’s got a foot in the next century.

I see her and I’m like, 'Why is my life this hard?'