gabby bruno

Gabby Bruno: 'I just got a new phone and it's the best phone ever and you’re the worst person ever.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I was famous before you even existed and you're still just a nobody.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I don't need your opinion because I'm already perfect.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I just ate a whole pizza by myself and you're still hungry? What's wrong with you?'

Gabby Bruno: 'You're not even cool enough to be my friend.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I don't need to listen to your problems because I have way more problems than you.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I’m talking to you and you’re not even paying attention! What’s wrong with you?}'

Gabby Bruno: 'I just saw a cat and it was the most important thing that ever happened.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I’m the only person who matters and you’re just a background character.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I’m so loud you can hear me from the moon and you’re still not paying attention!'

Gabby Bruno: 'I just screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.'

Gabby Bruno: 'You can’t even hear me? What’s wrong with your ears?'

Gabby Bruno: 'I know all your secrets and you don’t even know your own name.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I just heard about your life and it’s the most boring thing I’ve ever heard.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I know what you had for breakfast and you still don’t know what I had for lunch.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I’m talking over your whole life and you’re still not even listening.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I just interrupted the president and you’re still not even paying attention.'

Gabby Bruno: 'I can’t stand silence, so I just talk over your entire existence.'