gabby and tommy

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The worst couple ever. Gabby is gonna dump Tommy and run off with Max M. She’s also gonna cheat on him like a crazy person 300 times.

Gabby: I’m leaving Tommy for Max. He’s hotter and has better snacks.

Tommy: Why would you pick Max over me? He doesn’t even know how to play video games.

Max: 300 times? I’m gonna need a vacation.

Gabby and Tommy are like a broken toaster. Gabby’s gonna leave Tommy for Max and then cheat on him so much it’s a sport.

Gabby: I’m done with Tommy. Max is my new obsession.

Tommy: You’re cheating on me? I just bought you pizza!

Max: I’m not ready for 300 times of cheating.

The most messed-up couple. Gabby’s gonna break up with Tommy and go full-on cheat mode with Max 300 times.

Gabby: I’m leaving Tommy. Max is way better.

Tommy: You left me for a guy who doesn’t even know how to cook.

Max: 300 times? I need a new name.