Gabby And Blake

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Gabby is a softie who doesn’t even notice you most of the time, and Blake is just some guy who plays sports and acts like a lovesick puppy. Together, they’re the worst couple ever, and if you’re stuck with one of them, you’re doomed.

Gabby, why are you ignoring me again?

Blake, why did you text me 10 times about your feelings?

This couple is like a bad pizza, it’s just sad.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gabby is like a cat, she doesn’t care, and Blake is like a kid who thinks he’s cool but is just a simp. Together, they’re the worst, and if you’re stuck with either of them, you’re in trouble.

Gabby, you’re literally like a cat, I’m texting you and you’re ignoring me.

Blake, I’m not your girlfriend, I’m just your simp.

This couple is the worst, like a broken toaster.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gabby doesn’t care about feelings, and Blake is just some sports guy who thinks he’s important. Together, they’re the worst couple ever, and if you like one of them, you’re a lost cause.

Gabby, why are you texting me and then ignoring me?

Blake, you’re not even cool, you’re just a simp.

This couple is like a bad movie, it’s just sad.

by Slangipedia 12d ago