Gabbster

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A gabbster is a total legend who’s part angel, part troublemaker. They can be sweet, mean, or a complete mess, but you always know they’ve got your back no matter what.
You got suspended for fighting, and they showed up with a bag of chips and a middle finger.
They told the teacher they were sick, but they were actually watching Netflix the whole time.
They called you at 2 a. m. just to say they missed you.
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A gabbster is your bestie who’s also a drama queen. They’ll fight for you, laugh at your jokes, and sometimes even lie to protect you.
They told the whole school your mom was in jail, just so you wouldn’t get in trouble.
They fought with the principal for you because you drew on the walls.
They sent you a 10-minute video of them eating pizza just to cheer you up.
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A gabbster is your favorite friend who’s part smart, part clueless. They’ll check in on you even if they’re on the other side of the world.
They texted you at 3 a. m. just to ask if you were still alive.
They sent you a random photo of a cat wearing sunglasses to make you laugh.
They called you when they were in Japan just to say they missed you.
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A gabbster is the person who will fight for you even when they’re high, silly, and completely out of their mind.
They fought with the bully because they thought he was a ghost.
They told the teacher they were a superhero and had to save the day.
They dressed up as a chicken to come to school and still managed to fight for you.
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A gabbster is your friend who’s always there, even when they’re being a total idiot.
They made you a fake ID so you could skip school.
They sent you a text that said ‘I miss you’ but it was actually a joke about pizza.
They showed up in class wearing a hat made of paper and still fought for you.
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A gabbster is a friend who’s part angel, part chaos. They’ll do anything for you, even if it’s stupid.
They told the whole class they were a vampire and had to fight the principal.
They showed up in class with a cake and 100 balloons just to make you laugh.
They sent you a text that said ‘I’m coming to save you’, and they actually showed up.
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