Gabbonski

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A Gabbonski is a total poser who thinks they’re cool but is just a bookworm with a fake personality. They’re always reading or playing a violin like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do.
@Gabby99: I’m reading *The Odyssey* while you’re out here crying about your failed relationship. Classic Gabbonski.
Just saw Gabbonski at the library. He had a violin in his pants and a book in his hand. I don’t know what he’s doing, but I’m not paying attention.
Gabby: ‘I’m not a poser.’ Me: ‘You’re a two-faced bookworm who’s never been in a car.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabbonski is the guy who never leaves his room, except to play violin or complain about how everyone else is dumb. They are a walking insult to normal people.
Gabby DMs me: ‘You’re dumb. I’m reading *War and Peace* while you’re out here being a failure.’
Gabby walks into the room with a violin, says nothing, and starts playing. That’s Gabbonski energy.
Gabby: ‘I’m not dumb. I’m just smarter than you, obviously.’ Me: ‘You’re a Gabbonski. That’s not a compliment.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gabbonski is a human being who acts like they’re important but is just a loser who reads books and plays violin like it’s a job.
Gabby’s Instagram post: ‘I’m reading *Moby Dick* while you’re out here crying about your life. #GabbonskiVibes’
Gabby walks in with a violin and says, ‘I’m not a loser. I’m just not like you.’
Gabby: ‘I’m not a loser. I’m just a Gabbonski. That’s a title.’ Me: ‘It’s not a title. It’s a curse.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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