Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A puppet who yells orders at you and thinks all kids are big jerks.

"You're all a bunch of failures!", Gabbo during math class.

"You're not even worth my time!", Gabbo after I failed a test.

"You're the worst!", Gabbo when I didn't do my homework.

2

A counter-strike player who goes AFK just when the game is getting good and is probably eating a taco.

"I'm gonna win this game!", Gabbo before going AFK.

"I'm just gonna sit here and eat.", Gabbo during the final round.

"I'm not even trying anymore.", Gabbo after losing 0-12.

3

A brainless moron who can't think for themselves.

"You're the dumbest person I've ever met!", Gabbo to me.

"You're just a waste of oxygen!", Gabbo during lunch.

"You're not even worth my time!", Gabbo after I messed up his plan.

4

A fancy way of making people curious by giving them nothing to go on.

"It's something amazing!", Gabbo before the big reveal.

"You'll never know what it is!", Gabbo trying to keep secrets.

"It's the best thing ever!", Gabbo, who has no idea what it is.

5

The strongest person ever, who thinks he's smarter than everyone and roars like a dinosaur.

"I'm the strongest!", Gabbo during gym class.

"You're all stupid!", Gabbo to his classmates.

"Rooooooaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!", Gabbo after flexing for ten minutes.

6

Big, bouncy boobs that people like to comment on.

"You've got the best boobs ever!", Gabbo to my friend.

"Those are amazing!", Gabbo during lunch.

"I'm in awe!", Gabbo after seeing my friend's boobs.

7

When a guy lets out his stuff in a way that makes everyone laugh.

"That was amazing!", Gabbo after seeing my friend's epic release.

"I can't believe he did that!", Gabbo during PE class.

"That was the best one yet!", Gabbo after my friend's show.