gabblejacking

At the bar, they were all like, 'Hey man, did you hear about the pizza place that exploded?' while wanking like it was a competition.

During lunch break, the guys in the office were all talking about the new movie while frantically jerking off under their desks.

My uncle and his friends were sitting on the porch, shooting the breeze and jerking off like they had nothing better to do.

He was talking about his ex while jerking off so hard, he almost broke the table.

She was telling her friend all about her cat while making her friend jerk off in the back seat of the car.

He was giving a speech about the best burger in town while jerking off in the middle of the park.