gabblejacker

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A guy who never stops talking and jerking off at the same time, whether he's doing it alone or with a bunch of other guys.

My cousin is a gabblejacker. He talks about his ex while jacking off in the bathroom at the party.

At the gym, the guy next to me was a gabblejacker. He talked about his mom while jerking off.

My friend's dad is a gabblejacker. He talks about his job while jerking off in the living room.

A group of guys who all jerk off together while chatting like it's nothing, like they're at a coffee shop instead of a secret club.

My friends and I are gabblejackers. We all jerk off while talking about our crushes.

The guys in my class are gabblejackers. They all jerk off while talking about the teacher.

My uncle and his friends are gabblejackers. They jerk off while talking about their old jobs.