Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainless meatbag who needs to be shouted at before they realize they're the dumbest person in the room.

Why did you put ketchup on your pizza? I asked you twice!

You think you're smart? You're not even halfway there.

You failed math and you still think you're cool.

2

A walking embarrassment who needs a kick in the pants to start thinking.

You can't even text properly. What's wrong with you?

You think you're the best? You're not even close.

You fell off a chair and still think you're tough.

3

A brainless twerp who needs to be yelled at before they even know they're stupid.

You tried to cook and burnt everything. What were you thinking?

You thought you were the smartest person. You're not.

You can't even spell your own name.

4

A headless donkey who needs to be screamed at before they start making sense.

You tried to fix your phone and broke it. What were you thinking?

You think you're funny? You're not even close.

You forgot your own name. What's wrong with you?

5

A brainless bag of beans who needs to be yelled at before they even start thinking.

You tried to do a simple task and failed. Why?

You think you're cool? You're not even close.

You can't even tie your own shoes.

6

A walking disaster who needs to be shouted at before they even know they're stupid.

You spilled your drink on your shirt. What were you thinking?

You think you're smart? You're not even close.

You can't even remember your own password.