Gabbillo

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A Gabbillo is a Sardinian kid who lives in a tiny village and looks like a fashion model but with a brain made of dirt. They wear tight jeans, Armani shoes, and a fancy jacket like they’re rich, but they can’t even solve a math problem.
My cousin is a Gabbillo. He wears Armani like it’s his job, but he can’t even tie his own shoes.
At the market, the Gabbillo stood there like he owned the place, but he dropped his bag of oranges.
My neighbor’s son is a Gabbillo. He looks cool, but he can’t tell the difference between a cow and a goat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gabbillo is a village kid who thinks he’s the king of the world just because he wears a fancy jacket and has a hair cut that looks like it was done by a goat.
That Gabbillo thinks he’s the best at the village festival, but he tripped over his own feet.
The Gabbillo tried to impress me with his Armani shoes, but he wore them inside the house.
That Gabbillo came to the party, but he forgot his jacket and looked like a fool.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gabbillo is a village kid who looks like he just walked out of a fashion ad, but he can’t even mow the lawn without making a mess.
The Gabbillo tried to mow the grass, but he ran into the fence and got stuck.
That Gabbillo walks around like he’s rich, but he can’t even cook an egg.
I saw the Gabbillo trying to ride a bike, but he fell into a pile of sheep.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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