Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro

My math teacher is a Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro. He rambles about his day for 10 minutes before we even start the test.

I called my cousin a Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro because he cried when he failed the spelling bee.

My mom says my dad is a Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro because he can't even cook pasta without burning it.

My neighbor is a Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro. He wears a suit to the grocery store and yells at the cashier.

My friend's brother is a Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro. He thinks he's a genius because he knows how to use a calculator.

My teacher called the principal a Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro because he wanted to change the lunch menu to include soup.

My brother is a Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro. He whines about everything, even when he gets a C+ on his math test.

My mom says my uncle is a Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro because he blames his dog for losing his keys.

My friend called her dad a Gabbibo Epstein Shapiro because he got fired and now he yells at the mailman.