Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a human firework that makes your brain explode from how hot she is

I saw Gabbi Miller and my heart died from being too impressed

She walked in and I forgot how to breathe

Gabbi Miller is the reason I skipped math class

2

so hot she could melt the ice cream truck and still be cool

Gabbi Miller walks by and I become a statue

She smiled at me and I lost my pants

I tried to text her and my hands were too shaky

3

the only person who could make a pizza look like a work of art and still be hot

Gabbi Miller is the reason I failed my pizza test

She eats pizza and I feel like a sad noodle

I asked her out and she said yes because she's that hot

4

so hot she could make a lava lamp jealous and still be the main event

Gabbi Miller walked in and my brain short-circuited

She winked at me and I forgot my name

I saw her and my heart did a backflip

5

the human version of a flamingo, hot, pink, and impossible to ignore

Gabbi Miller is the reason I skipped gym class

She walked in and I became a sweaty mess

I saw her and I forgot how to talk

6

so hot she could light up the moon and still be the main attraction

Gabbi Miller is the reason I failed my science test

She smiled at me and I became a puddle

I asked her out and she said yes because she's that hot