Gabbert Moment

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When you make a move so idiotic it makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a truck full of donkeys.

My cousin tried to rob a bank with a rubber chicken.

I texted my crush 'u r the best' and sent a picture of my cat wearing a hat.

My brother tried to propose to his girlfriend by yelling 'I love you' at a restaurant and throwing ketchup on her head.

When you do something so dumb it makes your ancestors roll in their graves and curse your name.

My friend tried to fight a security guard with a banana.

I tried to impress my teacher by drawing a mustache on the principal’s face with a marker.

My sister tried to win a bet by eating a whole pizza in one bite and then passed out.

When you mess up so bad it’s like you were born with a permanent f***-up setting.

I tried to fix my phone by throwing it into a blender.

My brother tried to flirt with a girl by yelling 'I love you' at the top of his lungs in the library.

I tried to win a game by cheating with a deck of cards and got caught.