Gabberjaws

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A person who posts so much they might as well be paid to pee on the internet.

Gabberjaws posted 17 times in one thread. I died a little inside.

She’s not just a Gabberjaws, she’s a full-time Gabberjaws.

He turned the comments section into his own personal shrine. It’s a Gabberjaws shrine.

A human who replies to every single message like it's a fire alarm.

Gabberjaws replied to my 2 AM tweet. I was confused and mildly annoyed.

He even replied to the reply. That’s Gabberjaws energy.

She replied to my DM, my reply, and my reply to her reply. That’s not a conversation, that’s a war.

A person who posts so much their brain might have turned to spam.

Gabberjaws posted 20 times in 5 minutes. My phone was screaming.

They posted so much I had to mute them. And then they unmuted me.

He turned a simple comment into a 10-part saga. That’s Gabberjaws magic.

A human who can't help but reply to every comment like it’s a personal attack.

Gabberjaws replied to my comment like I insulted their mom.

She replied to every single one of my posts. I don’t know what I did.

He replied to my comment, my reply, and my reply to his reply. That’s not a conversation, that’s a feud.

A person who posts so much they might as well be a robot with a caffeine addiction.

Gabberjaws posted 12 times in 10 minutes. I was impressed and slightly terrified.

He posted every time I blinked. That’s Gabberjaws speed.

She posted so much her brain turned to spam. That’s a full-blown Gabberjaws meltdown.

A human who replies to every message like it’s a personal invitation to a party.

Gabberjaws replied to my DM like it was a birthday party. I had no idea what was happening.

He replied to every single message like I sent him a gift. That’s Gabberjaws generosity.

She replied to my comment, my reply, and my reply to her reply. That’s not a conversation, that’s a full-blown party.