Gabberblasted

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When a girl slurps your cum like it's a soda and then pukes it back in your junk like it's a bad date.

My cousin said I looked like a fart after that gabberblasted session.

He got so embarrassed he texted me: 'I’m never eating again.'

She said it felt like a hot dog eating contest and a wrestling match.

Getting hit with a person who talks nonstop and tells you their whole life story in the first 10 seconds of knowing them.

My friend said she felt like she was in a horror movie after meeting her new crush.

He DM’d me: 'Why do you know my ex’s name? You’re too much.'

She told me her dog’s favorite food and her mom’s love life in one breath.