gabberblast

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When a girl slurps your cum like it's the last pizza slice and then squirts it back in like she's mad at you.

I just got gabberblasted by my cousin at the family reunion. It was like a horror movie.

My crush sucked my jizz out like it was a soda and then spat it back in my face. Classic.

Gabberblasted by my mom at the grocery store. She said it was for my health.

When someone starts talking nonstop and tells you every embarrassing story from their childhood, right when you first meet them.

My teacher started gabberblasting me the second I walked in. She told me about her ex who wore a banana hat.

At the bar, this guy told me his entire life story. I didn't even know his name.

My mom's friend gabberblasted me at the mall. She told me about her divorce and her weird pet goat.