Gabbawockey

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A Gabbawockey is when you shake your butt like a maniac in a circle. It’s so wild, even your grandma would do it if she wasn’t too busy cussing at the TV.
My cousin did the Gabbawockey at the party and spilled punch on my uncle. He still hasn’t forgiven him.
At the bus stop, some kid started the Gabbawockey and now the whole bus is doing it. My teacher is going to kill me.
My dog tried to do the Gabbawockey and fell over. He’s still mad.
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The Gabbawockey is a dance that makes you look like you're having a seizure. It’s for people who can’t sit still and hate life.
At lunch, my friend started the Gabbawockey and now half the cafeteria is doing it. The principal is coming.
My brother does the Gabbawockey every time he eats pizza. It’s annoying.
My mom did the Gabbawockey in the grocery store and scared the cashier.
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The Gabbawockey is a dance that you do when you’re so bored you’re ready to scream. It’s for people who think they’re cool but are actually just weird.
During my math test, I did the Gabbawockey and got a zero. My teacher said I was a disgrace.
At the mall, some kid did the Gabbawockey and now everyone is copying him. It’s ridiculous.
My dad does the Gabbawockey every time he watches football. It’s like a family tradition.
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