Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Gabbanabba is when you call someone a brain-dead piece of trash who can't think straight.

My cousin is a gabbanabba. He still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

She called me gabbanabba because I forgot her birthday again.

That guy is a gabbanabba. He tried to explain quantum physics to a toddler.

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Gabbanabba is the insult you throw at someone who’s so dumb they think a banana is a fruit and a vegetable.

My teacher said I was a gabbanabba for thinking 2 + 2 was 5.

He called me gabbanabba because I thought pizza was a vegetable.

My brother is a gabbanabba. He said the sky was purple.

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Gabbanabba is when you describe someone like they’re a blob of cheese who can’t even speak.

My mom called me gabbanabba because I spilled my cereal.

He said I was a gabbanabba for not knowing how to tie my shoes.

My friend is a gabbanabba. He still thinks Earth is flat.

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Gabbanabba is when you say someone is so stupid they think a cow is a car.

I got called gabbanabba for thinking a cow was a car.

My dog is a gabbanabba. He barks at the mailman like it's a dragon.

That kid is a gabbanabba. He thinks the sun is a giant light bulb.

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Gabbanabba is the word you use when someone’s brain is so broken it can’t even count to 10.

My neighbor is a gabbanabba. He counted his chickens and got 3.

She said I was a gabbanabba because I couldn’t solve a 2nd-grade math problem.

He called me gabbanabba because I thought 1 + 1 was 3.

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Gabbanabba is when you say someone is so clueless they think a clock is a sandwich.

He called me gabbanabba because I thought a clock was a sandwich.

My dog is a gabbanabba. He eats the clock like it's a snack.

That kid is a gabbanabba. He tried to eat the math book.