Gabbamanda

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When two nurses come at you like you owe them money and a sandwich

I walked into the hospital and got hit by a Gabbamanda. My lunch was gone before I sat down.

The nurse said I had a fever. The other nurse said I had a attitude. Both were right.

I got two shots at the same time. My leg felt like it was being yelled at.

Two nurses working together like they’re in a gang and you’re the victim

They gave me a shot and a scolding. I didn’t know which one hurt more.

I thought I was going to die. Then I saw the second nurse. I knew I was going to live.

They both started talking at once. I couldn’t even breathe.

When two nurses attack you like you’re a bad patient and you’re not even sick

I didn’t even have a fever. They gave me a shot and a lecture. I was confused.

I came for a checkup and got a full interrogation. By two nurses.

They both looked at me like I had personally insulted their entire family.