gabballer

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the king of the block with a mouth like a sewer; if you got this name you’re in the gang for life; a gabby baller who can see a hater in a crowd and rip their head off with a single insult.
Gabballer spotted a hater at the store and told them to get out of his way or he’d call their mom.
He said, 'You ain’t even real, you’re just a ghost in the hallway.'
He turned a whole group of people into a laughingstock with one sentence.
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a gabby baller who talks too much and hits too hard; if you got this name, you’re the main event; someone who can spot a weakling and punch them before they even flinch.
He walked into the room and immediately started roasting everyone like it was his job.
He saw a weakling and said, 'You look like you need a second job.'
He talked so much during the game that the ref had to tell him to shut up.
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a gabby baller who can talk and beat the living daylights out of anyone; if you got this name, you’re the gang’s favorite; someone who can turn a simple argument into a full-blown war.
He turned a simple argument into a full-blown war with just a few words.
He said, 'You ain’t even trying, you’re just here for the free snacks.'
He beat up three guys just because he felt like it.
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the gabby baller who can talk and fight at the same time; if you got this name, you’re the most feared person on the block; someone who can rip your head off with just a look and a sentence.
He looked at a guy and said, 'You look like you need a new life.' The guy ran away.
He talked and fought at the same time like it was nothing.
He said, 'You’re not even here for the right reasons.'
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a gabby baller with a mouth like a cannon and fists like bricks; if you got this name, you’re the most feared in the gang; someone who can take on a whole group by himself and still have time to talk.
He took on a whole group of guys and still had time to talk about his day.
He said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
He talked so much during the fight that the other guy got confused.
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