gabbagussy

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When that bussy grabs you so hard you start yapping like a feral raccoon on a sugar rush
My cousin got gabbagussyed by his girlfriend and started talking like a madman at a buffet.
I got gabbagussyed by my ex and said 'I love you' to the pizza delivery guy.
My dad got gabbagussyed by his mistress and told his boss he was retiring to go live in a van.
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When that bussy grabs you so tight you start babbling like a confused chicken on a hot stove
My mom got gabbagussyed by my uncle and told the neighbor she was moving to Alaska.
I got gabbagussyed by my crush and said 'I love you' to my math teacher.
My brother got gabbagussyed by his girlfriend and started talking to his dog about his ex.
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When that bussy grabs you so hard you start yapping like a drunk parrot with a broken radio
My sister got gabbagussyed by her boyfriend and told the mailman she was getting a divorce.
I got gabbagussyed by my crush and said 'I love you' to the barista.
My dad got gabbagussyed by his mistress and told his dog he was moving to a different planet.
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